I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
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Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
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I'm not letting you use my bathroom unsupervised anymore. You peed in the sink thinking it was a urinal...
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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