Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
Pounded a bottle of Moscato in my underwear while watching Pretty Little Liars...am I really gonna be 30 next year?
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
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