So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
now i know why i became what i already was.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
everything in the house taste like gin even the water, friday nite was a success
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just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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