You're completely useless in the revolution.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
Another night of drunkeness. Maybe I shouldn't have played death pong...
Didn't you just get a DUI last week?
Indeed I did but death didn't stop Jesus now did it
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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