their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
More dangerous that a broken heart and a shotgun.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
Ihop lady gave me free pancakes for being sober this time
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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