I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
don't trust your eyes. just sniff them. if they smell like axe, they are broke, move on to the next.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
Randomize
