so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Did I run away from you last night?
Yeah it was a great moment for our friendship
The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Like what? And no, shrooms cannot be party favors.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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