so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
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Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
he's gonorrhea incarnate
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
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He told me he needed "space" but then goes and likes my insta of panacakes.. Done.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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