Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
So....I just took a paddle fan on high speed to the side of the head while getting head...still finished the job, good thing I'm drunk and couldn't feel it.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I am one with the molecules
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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