just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I don't think brook has ever known best
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
We should probably go now, otherwise the whores will descend.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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