your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
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I do not want to touch your penis after this conversation.
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I know it's early but when you wake up can you please validate my life and tell me I'm not just a drunk idiot.
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I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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