So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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