I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
I was born with a shot glass in my hand
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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