My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I've come to realize sober is a rare time of the day.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I wish I could be the kind of drunk Bobbi is... She stumbles around outside at 4am with a broken high heel and babbling about rainbows and getting dick...
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
For someone I see at the bar by herself all the time... I should have know she had a tazer.
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