im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
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he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
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This is the prime rib incident all over again
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
She was drunk, dancing on the table. Until the table leg completely broke off and she fell on the ground and broke her front tooth straight off. Worse news is there making her pay for the table
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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