doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
i just added no after every hockey player in my phone..
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
I want her autograph on my taint
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
If you need anything just hit me up
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men