I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
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Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
At the time, making out with dudes for keg money seemed like a genius idea. Now I realize it was borderline prostitution.
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
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She wanted to to do it on top of a horse, I can't compete with that
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
You know what, don't say anything. You all made fun on me for saying I would fuck him junior year when he taught us algebra and six years later, HERE I AM.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
He's so in love with you that you could fuck a blood relative and he'd be like "I just want you to be happy"
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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