i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
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two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
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I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
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