i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
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