Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
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I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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