Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My dog fell asleep in his puke last night. He's only 5 weeks old and has more in common with my friends than I do.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
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