What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
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