I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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