worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
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