I want to stick my p in your. b.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
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When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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