sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
I hate it when I can only see straight when I close one eye. I feel like that deserts the purpose of seeing with two eyes
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking