In the future we'll all be gay
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
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you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Ladystoner tip: if eyes are bloodshot, lime green eyeliner makes them appear less red. its basic artt.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
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Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
I made out with the hosts' boyfriend, infront of her, drank way too much, slept in my car and convinced everyone that I'm really a nice person. If that's not skilled lying, I don't know what is.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
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