he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
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He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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