At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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