Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
Randomize
