Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
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I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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Is it worth it to drive to a zoo with a high possibility of sex at said zoo?
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
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