3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
So he passed out in the bathroom of the bar, woke up thinking he was somewhere else and called her flipping his shit because he thought she left him. She had to go into the men's bathroom to find him, and then he told her she was "trying too hard to be his girlfriend" over and over again.
Dont they live together now? Havent they been together for like two years?
Yeah. That's the best part. I always thought he was kind of a pussy but turns out he's a degenerate just like us. Welcome
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
you bleached my bangs. i have an interview later today and you assholes bleached my bangs.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
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