But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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