it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
You would seriously think I would remember who put themselves in my phone as Burt Rynalds Moustache, but I don't. And I need to be reminded of who you are so I can give you a proper high five.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Man, it's really obvious that I was either handcuffed or tied up last night. Either way, not something you'd want coworkers knowing.
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