So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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