she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
Everytime she would start slurring, she'd stop, hold up a finger, wait like 30 seconds, then try again. I love drunk people
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
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It's never too late to be topless.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
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These fuzzy pants work great for sleeping, taking an exam, getting baked and watching the hobbit. I guess i'm not changing pants for 72 hours.
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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