He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
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His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
At my wifes high school reunion. Found out her nickname was 'Back Door Brooke'. EVERYONE is calling her that.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
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Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Oh and I'm kind of in the library.
Waiting for the foreign guy who keeps staring to make his creepy move.
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
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