he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
well you can't waste a boner
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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