Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
as if moving home wasnt embarassing enough, mom picked up my laundry while i was gone. guess who needs to find a new hiding spot for his cum towel..this guy.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
Hurry up and get here I'm judging myself
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
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