I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
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and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
Sundays should be dedicated to Girl Scout cookies, sex, and super hero movies.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
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I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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