I just saw a woman parallel park a horse. Awesome. Only in New York..
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
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this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
Kinda sad when you get home on a Sunday morning and the paper guy HAND DELIVERS the newspaper to you...,
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
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he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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