Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
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this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
This morning I got out of bed 4 HOURS LATE, made eggs with a plastic beach shovel, and then ate them using pens like chopsticks in my bed with my turtle. Obviously, I am not in the mood to be proactive with my life today...
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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