Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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