sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
stumbled upon a picture of an owl staring me in the face. i almost offered him a bong hit.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I really want to text him and congratulate him on having a bigger penis than the guy I dumped him for, but I thought that might be awkward...
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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