he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
All I remember from last night is puking up a box of cheeze-its and the building catching on fire.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
No, "because my penis told me to" is not an acceptable answer to that question
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
BRILLIANT IDEA: In honor of summer olympics we need to start a synchronized drinking team.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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