he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I puked in the coffee maker. I wouldn't make coffee tomorrow morning if I were you
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
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You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
Dude. This guy has a ketchup bottle full of jello shots. Best. Thing. Ever.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
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You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
I think my moral compass just broke
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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