I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
Man, I must say, having known you since preschool, Eiffel-Tower-ing her would've fully completed our journey to brotherhood.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
That basically sounds like the worst party of my life, and I'm including my brother's World of Warcraft themed birthday party.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
There are leaves in my underwear?
Dude I'm pretty sure everyone in my office knows I fucked our boss...can I ask for anything better?
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