thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
farters have to be the big spoon...
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
two words...techno handjob
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
We smoked with this guy who looked just like Hyde from that 70's show in an alley. It was a divine moment in my life.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
CUT OFF ALL YOUR HAIR COME ON MAN LET'S DO THIS
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
She and I had some intense sexual tension earlier when she dumped a package of apple straws all over my body.
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