You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
Her little brother was home, so we had to hook up while playing hide and seek with him
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
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his electricity got shut off. i felt like a pilgrim searching for his dick.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
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I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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