dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
And with the bitter taste of failure in my mouth, i am off to pub to drown it in tequila and 19 year olds, so in the morning i can add pregnancy and stds to my list of problems.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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