i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
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so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
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Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
I walked in on him fucking my best friend. I think we've reached the point of following each other on twitter.
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
There is a fake eye lash glued to one of my balls.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
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