Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
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im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
I feel like David Hasselhoff when he's drunk eating that cheeseburger and crying. But with cheesecake.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Rule number 1 of dorm living: do not forget your butt plug in the bathroom.
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