you're like a bully in the Christmas story
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.