I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
Is there a zoo near here? I need to see some penguins like right now..
I am not bailing you of of jail
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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