Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
It wasn't my fault.
You let her suck your neck. Yes it was your fault.
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